Blue Lazer

We’ll melt your face from outer space! From Blue Lazer home world, we were spawned from a chrysalis of pure imagination and honed in a crucible of vaudevillian madness so mind numbingly horrific that not even your mother would wash the socks of those unfortunate enough to witness the afore mentioned events for even a millisecond. We consist of The Blue Lazer: inventor, professional karaoke terrorist, and vocalist, Lou Mazer: Intergalactic lawyer, band manager, and legendary synth god, Lazer Lombada: counter-counterrevolutionary, outerspace Rastafarian, and experimental percussionist, and finally Razer X, android with super strength and death ray, eye candy, and ambient noise generator supreme.